Now that Revelations is coming out, I feel really awkward. It’s like I’m macking on my grandpa.

-Anonymous

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When I saw all those assassins come out of nowhere during the Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood trailer, I was like “Gangbang me bro”.

-Anonymous

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+ send your Assassin's Creed sexual frustrations ;D

asscreedsexualfrustration:

Everything is anonymous, don’t be shy. ;]

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I’ll admit it — I was turned on by watching Altair make out with Maria in ACII.

Damn, I wanna be kissed like that.

-Anonymous

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People who argue that CoD is better than Assassin’s Creed either have a short attention pan, or just haven’t seen Altair, Desmond, or Ezio in action.

They don’t know what they’re missing.

-Anonymous

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Watching the Revelations trailer was like watching porn for me.

-Anonymous

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I only watch Lineage to see Fedorico portrayed as a real person.

-Anonymous

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levitas-rain: Ezio doll! I do commissions: http://levitas-rain.tumblr.com/post/7737768224/commissions
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I had this dream about some kind of school with dorms and I get to share one with Altaïr AND Ezio. The fun thing is that there were just two beds. Just imagine how the dream ended.

-Anonymous

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I want Desmond, Altair and Ezio to make sweet love to me… in the same time. They’re all so damn irresistible. mmm. ♥

-Anonymous

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Cesare, please cover yourself with this sheet: I need to kill you without getting distracted :|

-Anonymous

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Anonimo: I really want the Knight and Il Lupo to fuck. Or, perhaps, the Footpad and Il Lupo. I really just want someone to ground Il Lupo into a bed and teach him a lesson.
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Anonimo: W-why didn't Ezio and Cesare just fuck to resolve all their problems? I, personally, think it would've worked amazingly.
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Anonimo: It's getting to the point where I look for lip scars on the men I'm attracted to. After playing the AC series, scars in general are just waaay more attractive to me.
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Anonimo: I would do anything to be Lucy, even if it means what we all know (end of ACB), because, excuse me, THAT WOULD BE AN HONOR!
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